A short satire about how the human shell means nothing but possible duping 😄
There is a beautiful body (we are talking about the natural, as you know, plastic decomposes for too long):
- perfect shapes inducing an erection in the opposite sex,
- soft lips from which the words flow out as the most beautiful melody,
- shiny hair that you want to touch and stroke,
- a tight and always ready slit that you want to constantly explore.
These are just a few examples that give you a physical pleasure in organoleptic familiarization.
What if life with this beautiful outer element is too short?
Two to three months after death, the body is usually a pasty, foul-smelling slush that is fed by insects. After death, the body is no longer a beautiful shell, but a pile“ shit” .
With this short introduction, we start with the human appearance according to the chart.
Traditional astrological sources say that the Ascendant is one of the most important and the most important“ sensitive” points in the horoscope that affect a person's appearance, personality, first impression on others, the way he interacts with the environment, and even the mood that prevailed at birth.
Ascendant in Aries
What attracts people with an Ascendant in Aries is their gaze: they like to look at the world“ scowling” as if they were challenging others. Ascendental Aries are usually slim, dark-haired (although there are cute redheads among them) and have characteristic, quite prominent noses. Women like to wear hats, and men usually have stubble. They dress freely and youthfully, they also like strong and expressive colors, especially red.
Ascendant in Taurus
Taurus is patronized by Venus - a planet of beauty, so people with an ascendant in this sign are usually pretty. Men have proportional, masculine silhouettes and strongly defined jaws, while women have alluring shapes and an hourglass-shaped figure. Unfortunately, Ascendental Taurus like to please each other, so they must be careful not to gain weight with age. These people usually take their time and move at a dignified, slow pace. They value elegance - that's why they buy branded clothes of good quality and classic cut. Both men and women like to emphasize the neck area, wearing jewelry or scarves.
Ascendant in Gemini
Someone who looks very young for his age is usually an Ascendental Twin. These people are slim, they move gracefully and gracefully, usually rushing from one place to another. They choose casual, youthful outfits, they also like patterns on clothes (e.g. stripes, polka dots, etc.). Their body language is characteristic: they usually gesticulate a lot, often completely unconsciously. They like to emphasize the area of their hands - they are happy to wear rings and bracelets. They love technical innovations and communicate with others, so they always have a phone, laptop or other equipment with them that keeps them connected with the world.
Ascendant in Raku
People with an ascendant in Cancer usually have a delicate, pale complexion, soft features, and rounded shapes. They like comfortable clothes that give them a sense of security: women like to wear soft cardigans and men to wear flannel shirts. Ascendental Crayfish are sensitive and shy, they feel best at home, among people close to each other. They are sentimental: they often live in the past, collect, for example, old photographs or other souvenirs.
Ascendant in Leo
When the ascendant Leo appears nearby, this is known to all and sundry. These people have something royal about them - they know how to impress others and use it perfectly. Their advantage is often beautiful, thick and curly hair, real“ the lion” manes. They dress in such a way as to attract the attention of those around them, they like harsh colors, such as yellow or orange. They usually have a loud, strong voice (many singers have an ascendant in this sign), so you can hear them from a distance. They are very compliments, but should beware of false flatterers.
Ascendant in Virgo
A person with an ascendant in this sign even when they just got out of bed looks neat and tidy. Everything is perfectly ironed and there is not the slightest dust on her clothes. Usually she tries to lead a healthy lifestyle, so she can boast a slim, shapely figure. Should she miraculously gain weight, she will immediately go on a radical diet and bring it to an end. Both women and men with an ascendant in this sign like formal attire: they look good in suits or uniforms. Ascendental Virgins value order and punctuality, and their pedantry can be tiring for the environment.
Ascendant in Libra
Libra, like Taurus is ruled by the planet Venus, so people with an ascendant in this sign are usually very attractive. Classical Ascendental Libra has fine, regular features, full lips, and when she smiles, her cheeks often feature lovely dimples. Scales have an innate sense of style, many fashion designers have the Sun or an ascendant in this sign. Only Libra will spend half an hour wondering if the color of her socks matches the color of her shoes and pants (regardless of whether she is a woman or a man). She is an esthete and has a very sensitive sense of smell - there is always a discreet aura of good perfume around her.
Ascendant in Scorpio
If someone can be said to have a magnetic gaze that pierces you right through, then they are definitely an ascendant Scorpio. Usually these are dark-haired people with expressive features. They like to stand aside and observe the surroundings, and their favorite color is camouflage black (many detectives are derived from this sign). They also often wear sunglasses, even when there is no need to. A characteristic feature of Scorpions is their extraordinary memory - they never forget resentments, but also favors.
Ascendant in Sagittarius
The Ascendental Sagittarius usually looks as if he is going on a trip or has just come back from there. He likes loose, casual outfits with a large number of pockets, camo style or safari with ethnic accessories. He is usually tall, has long (the shapest of all signs!) Legs, walks with a brisk marching step, stomping loudly. Ascendental Sagittarius is open to other people, curious about different cultures, often associated with a person from another country. He cannot imagine his life without travel and friends whom he easily makes. He has a bad tongue and can be brutally honest, but his mischievous charm usually makes him get away with it.
Ascendant in Capricorn
People who have an ascendant in Capricorn are usually tall (slouching often) and dark-haired. They have fairly sharp facial features, with prominent cheekbones. Although they seem sad and thoughtful, to the surprise of the environment, they can be very photogenic (many photo models have an ascendant in Capricorn). They tend to look older than they really are, which may be due to their love of dark-colored formal, elegant outfits. Ascendental Capricorn may seem a bit aloof and cool man, but he gains a lot on closer acquaintance.
Ascendant in Aquarius
If you meet someone who is dressed very strange but looks surprisingly good and original, you can rest assured that this person has an ascendant in the sign of Aquarius. Aquarius are the zodiac chief eccentrics, ahead of others, not only in terms of fashion. Many scientists and artists who create new trends in art come from among them. Aquarians love freedom and independence, and others value intelligence the most. They have their own world that they don't want to let anyone in, and those who care about them should respect that.
Ascendant in Pisces
A person with an ascendant in Pisces appears somewhat thoughtful and sleepy. Usually she has beautiful, large eyes with a slightly blurry look, she moves slowly and calmly. Her outfit is airy and artistic, she likes the boho style. He has a great weakness for shoes and can boast of a large collection of them. She is very sensitive and delicate. In case of trouble, he escapes into the world of his vivid imagination. She believes in magic, ghosts and love at first sight because she is an incorrigible romantic.